Spring is sprung,
The grass is ris.
I wonder where the birds all is.
They say the birds is on the wing.
But that’s absurd,
The wing’s on the bird.
Comic doggerel sometimes attributed to Spike Milligan, though the actual author is most likely Anonymous.
This is one of the first poems I ever learned, and once I learned it I especially liked saying the word “absurd.” I liked it much more than the stuffy old poems in my first poetry book, Robert Louis Stevenson’s A Child’s Garden of Verses. Blech.

