Even the mildest, most non-violent man can find murder in his heart when it’s 3:00 a.m. and the upstairs neighbors decide to practice their [cattle roping skills / professional wrestling moves / gymnastics floor exercise routine / river dance]. 

Even the mildest, most non-violent man can find murder in his heart when it’s 3:00 a.m. and the upstairs neighbors decide to practice their [cattle roping skills / professional wrestling moves / gymnastics floor exercise routine / river dance].