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Thoughts I Have Thunk
If a creepy person reblogs a photograph you have posted to tumblr, and you know they are creepy because they advertise their creepiness by using an avatar showing their surgically implanted prosthetic devil horns and the name of their tumblr is something like www.iamaverycreepyperson.tumblr.com with the word “creepy” actually used in the title, and you impulsively click through to their site to make sure they are properly crediting your photograph (which isn’t creepy at all), you have no one but yourself to blame if you see things that you immediately wish you could un-see. As Oedipus said, “Mama, my eyes!” only in Greek.
Thoughts I Have Thunk
If a creepy person reblogs a photograph you have posted to tumblr, and you know they are creepy because they advertise their creepiness by using an avatar showing their surgically implanted prosthetic devil horns and the name of their tumblr is something like www.iamaverycreepyperson.tumblr.com with the word “creepy” actually used in the title, and you impulsively click through to their site to make sure they are properly crediting your photograph (which isn’t creepy at all), you have no one but yourself to blame if you see things that you immediately wish you could un-see. As Oedipus said, “Mama, my eyes!” only in Greek.
Thoughts I Have Thunk
Physics can be so randomly malevolent.*
*Thought immediately after a full, unopened, 16 oz. bottle of Kraft® Catalina-brand fat-free salad dressing (only 50 calories per serving!) plunged at a nominal rate of 9.8 m/s2 from the kitchen counter onto the floor, shattering on impact, and spewing it’s gluey carmine contents throughout the kitchen, into the dining area (carpet!), onto the walls and ceiling and the undersides of table, chairs, and cabinets, in a weirdly unpredictable and chaotic pattern like the blood-spatter from an episode of CSI, only not so violently gory and not quite as red.
Thoughts I Have Thunk
Physics can be so randomly malevolent.*
*Thought immediately after a full, unopened, 16 oz. bottle of Kraft® Catalina-brand fat-free salad dressing (only 50 calories per serving!) plunged at a nominal rate of 9.8 m/s2 from the kitchen counter onto the floor, shattering on impact, and spewing it’s gluey carmine contents throughout the kitchen, into the dining area (carpet!), onto the walls and ceiling and the undersides of table, chairs, and cabinets, in a weirdly unpredictable and chaotic pattern like the blood-spatter from an episode of CSI, only not so violently gory and not quite as red.
Thoughts I Have Thunk
When Tolstoy said that “government is an association of men who do violence to the rest of us,” he must have been thinking about the imposition of daylight saving time. So cruel.
Thoughts I Have Thunk
When Tolstoy said that “government is an association of men who do violence to the rest of us,” he must have been thinking about the imposition of daylight saving time. So cruel.
Thoughts I Have Thunk
My grandfather would have loved the internet. My grandmother too, but not so much.
Thoughts I Have Thunk
My grandfather would have loved the internet. My grandmother too, but not so much.
Thoughts I Have Thunk
I think a better name for ticketmaster® would be ticketninny®.
Dithyramb 