Physics can be so randomly malevolent.*
*Thought immediately after a full, unopened, 16 oz. bottle of Kraft® Catalina-brand fat-free salad dressing (only 50 calories per serving!) plunged at a nominal rate of 9.8 m/s2 from the kitchen counter onto the floor, shattering on impact, and spewing it’s gluey carmine contents throughout the kitchen, into the dining area (carpet!), onto the walls and ceiling and the undersides of table, chairs, and cabinets, in a weirdly unpredictable and chaotic pattern like the blood-spatter from an episode of CSI, only not so violently gory and not quite as red.
Dithyramb 